The Oscars
I flirted with idea of bloging the Oscars after writting about Martin Scorcese v. Clint Eastwood, but then I realized that I am sort of over them.
The reason is pretty simple, they are almost always wrong. If you are going to slap a lable like "Best Picture" on a movie, then it had better be a movie that is watchable 10 or 20 years later. If you are going to name someone "Best Actor", then maybe it should be for a character people actually remember. However, let's look at the history Best Picture winners from '85-'90:
1986 Platoon - This is good movie and an important movie. You can certainly still make the case that it was the best movie of 1986, but consider the fact that Aliens also came out in 1986. "Aliens" may very well be the best action movie ever made, but they don't give Oscars to action movies. How do call something "Best Picture" when a huge percentage of movies are not even considered? '86 also featured the last Woody Allen movie before he lost his fastball, Hannah and her Sisters. But, Mr. Allen is not exactly under-praised. Blue Velvet was a 1986 release that is at least as memorable as "Platoon". Two more cult-classics were released '86, Manhunter and Sid Nancy. Even ultra-mainstream fare like Top Gun and Ferris Bueller's Day Off are probably movies you would rent and enjoy today, but went unrecognized by the Academy. Something Wild was good enough to rescue Melanie Griffths' career, but not an Oscar nod. Demi Moore was never better than About Last Night ..., but nothing. More glaring to mind is that The Color of Money was over-looked. Look at the list of nominees and you tell me how many of those movies were better than that one.
1987 The Last Emperor - I do not know anyone who has seen this movie. The five most memorable movies from '87 were all pretty good: Wall Street; The Untouchables; The Princess Bride; Good Morning, Vietnam; and Raising Arizona. Broadcast News is a classic, "Oh yeah, I liked that one" movie, but so is Empire of the Sun, Full Metal Jacket, Roxanne and River's Edge. Fatal Attraction was a hit zeitgeist movie that got an Osacar nod, but was it really any better than movies of the same ilk that had been ignored in the two prior years? I'd actually say that it was worse than Lethal Weapon, but that's me.
1988 Rain Man - This movie may be the third (or fourth) best Tom Cruise movie of the 80s, depending upon where you rank All the Right Moves. It was memorable, but I dare you to sit through the entire thing again. It is a classic 'good once' movie, so it is hardly a classic. A Fish Called Wanda; Die Hard; Bull Durham; Big and; Beeltjuice all were released in '88 and based upon cable TV it seems that all are highly re-watchable. Three movies I like a lot more than most people were also released in '88. They were Dangerous Liasons, The Last Temptation of Christ and Tucker: a Man and his Dream. Tell you what, have a movie night with those three movies and "Rain Man", take a vote of the group on which movie is best and let me know the results. My guess is that "Rain Man" averages under 25% of the vote. Mix in two of the 'big 5' above, or Working Girl (a favorite of my Mom), and that number plunges.
If look at the list above, then you get the sense that amybe the Oscars don't really matter that much anyway. I mean, a one-in-six shot to be right about what movie we'll remember most fondly is not exactly noteworthy.













